long over due update

Sorry, I know it is time for an update. I have been really busy lately. I found out the kitty has cat aids. FIV. I am very upset. I cried for days. I am even more fed up with men and the idea of marriage than I was at February of this year. I hate my job more than anything in this whole world, and because of that I am starting to hate my life. I think it is going to get better though because soon the winter season will be upon us and I look really great in snow bunny attire. My birthday party went fabulously, if you want pictures let me know and I will email them to you. Also, I am posting below a blog from le myspace:

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I have found myself asking that question at least 7 times today.
"Are you serious?"
People are so full of themselves on so many levels. It sickens me whenever people moan and groan about the petty little things they have going on in their lives.
You had a fight with your boyfriend? So, what. Shit happens and unless you are married, it isn't that serious in the first place. Secondly, anyone my age has no business being that serious with someone anyway. It will only lead to heartache and suffering later on in their lives...but I digress.
The point is this: people whenever you moan and groan about all of your miniscule problems and act as if the world is crashing down remember, the world does not revolve around you. At the very moment you are bitching about how much you hate your life because you made bad lief choices the following things are happening to someone: a woman just found out she has breast cancer, a child just died of AIDS because we have yet to find a cure, a family just lost their child to a horrible form of cancer, and everywhere people are starving. If after you think about that you still want to moan about your boyfriends bad temper, then just please, shoot yourself because you are a self-centered little fuck who doesn't deserve the air in your lungs.

Rant-Bitch-Moan

Okay. I am in the worst mood today. I have even cried. I never cry. My best friend has been ignoring me lately it seems and I have been texting her and she finally texts me back today with this, "Dude chill out. You are acting like a possesive boyfriend."

Wtf?

Last I checked friends didn't ignore each other for weeks at a time. I bet she won't even show up for my birthday thing near the end of the month.

I do everything for her and all she thinks about is herself.

I'm done.

*Catty*

Family Guy

Family guy is the funniest show. I know a lot of people hate on it and say that it isn't real comedy or stupid, but I love it. Then again when I watch T.V. and movies I have made it my vow to watch nothing, but smut. If it doesn't involve sex, lust, gluttony, envy, filthy language or balls to the face I am NOT watching it. I read for edification. I peruse the internet for my information. My television and movies are smut, smut, smut.

Sorry for the break - but the best line out of South Park just came on (FG went off), which is "Scissor me Timbers!" Whenever Mr. Garrison who was gay who turned into a straight woman finds out he/she is a lesbian and she and Alice are having sex. Love it!

Some other quotes notable from this episode.

- "You have to careful with scissors." - Butters
- "Oh yeah dike fight!" - Garrison
- "Oh you kicked me right in the pussy!" - Garrison

So, not much happened today. Chocolate bear at work is still in the same funk as last week. I miss her, she needs to hurry up and get better. My supervisor still gives me the evil eye and refuses to take my ideas and advice even though when I do them behind his back he always comes back and goes, "whoever did that GREAT job!" Then Podunk Philly tells him that it was me, and he goes, "Oh, well, you broke protocol." I don't understand it, but our client likes my work style. I may KILL mushroom head. She drives me bonkers!! She is in her 40's and still lives at home. She has never had a boyfriend, never lived on her own, and she calls alcohol "devil juice." Yeah...I sit with her EVERYDAY. I know I offend her at least 20 times an hour. I talk about all the sex I have, (which I don't) and all the different ways me and my multiple lovers do it, just to hear here mutter, "Oh gracious lord." haha. However, she drives me nuts because she continuously fucks up customer accounts and I have to go in and fix them before the client sees because if they see it then the whole department suffers. So, I tell my supervisor and so does Podunk Philly and he just goes, "Oh well, I don't care. - she does the most work, i don't care."

WHAT?!?!?!

She does NOT do the most work! She may seem like she is doing to most work because she never talks to anyone but I have ran the numbers my productivity is way higher than the department average and well above hers. Also, I get paid more than the rest of them due to my excellent skills. How can he say she does the most work?!?!? I could get MORE work done if I didn't spend half my afternoon fixing her fuck ups. I want to hit her on the head with a shovel. She just sits over there, quietly not knowing that somehow Podunk and I are going to end her. I hope she finds another job or dies. I don't care either way, just get her out of my department. I don't want her to die actually, since I am over activities then I would have to arrange for the department flowers and get all the funeral information. No, no death would not do. I know that sounds harsh, but I am a very mean person. I told you that, I am sure.


Well, I am going to bed. Goodnight loyal readers. tata

X-Files: I Want to Believe

WARNING SPOILER ALERT AT ABOUT THE MIDDLE OF THIS PAGE.
I will warn you again when the spoiler occurs. I just wanted you to be REALLY forewarned.
So, I went to see the new X-Files movies last Saturday and totally spaced on writing to you, my loyal few, that it SUCKED.
Now, let me tell you no one, no one, NO ONE loves the X-Files as much as me. However, this movie was not good. The plot out line was weak, there was not enough action, and I was confused about where the movie was going. The only redeemable quality was the Mulder and Scully were finally together.
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
First let me say I was confused about Scully saying she had "lost" a baby with Mulder. I suppose they mean William, whom Scully gave up for adoption, but why wouldn't they just say, "we had to give our baby away?" or something like that. The loss of the child bit makes me think they baby died.
Also, the state of Scully and Mulder's relationship confuses me, at one point she walks into what seems like his house and says, "I don't like to see you isolated like this." Next time we see them together in a home environment they are in bed together. I thought maybe this was him staying at her place or vice versa, but then later in the movie Scully states, "We aren't FBI agents anymore. I am a doctor. We have a home together. A nice peaceful pleasant home where we are both home by 7:30 every night." That indicates to me that they live together...sooo...what the hell?
Lastly, Scully is working on some child that has some sort of brain disease and she is going to try some sort of new, experimental, controversial procedure. The procedure is very painful and she is told not to do it by every other doctor there. Father Joe (the psychic) tells her "Don't give up," and after being questioned as to why he said it he cannot recall any reason or memory for doing so. So, Scully says she isn't going to do it and that she has no faith anymore and that she doesn't want to look into the darkness with Mulder. He tells her that if this is true then for her not to do the procedure and that they would run away together far far away from the darkness. They kiss (Very hotly might I add) and she goes to work. She is seen with the needle in hand as if she is about to administer the drug when...the movie goes off.
I have no clue whether she and Mulder ran away, if the boy lived or if she chickened out. I haven't a clue. What the crap??
Well, this is how I felt about the movie and I urge anyone and everyone NOT to go see it.

TGIF - thank Gloria it's Friday

I am so ready for this week to be done with. I mean really, can I just say that the amount of bullshit that has been shat upon me this week was uber ridiculous? I don't want to go into details, because all I will do is make myself angry at 8:35 am. Yes, 8:35 am, no I am not at work --- I am going in late today. I deserve it. Georgecat and I lazed about in bed for a while longer and did some much needed cuddling. We love each other. I hope I can make it through today without killing someone. Yesterday, I almost bit my work BFF's head off. She was like, "umm..calm down, go home and come back when you are better." However, I don't get paid to be at home, so I cannot just take the day off --sucky. At least my cat loves me. I am having to type one handed because he is demanding attention. MEOW! he says. Then he bites my hand until I pet him in the appropriate manner, he is such a bastard. Well, I am off to work, just thought I would update :)

Love, Catty.

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Stepbrothers - fantastic - teeny boppers - not so much

So, I went out with the BGF (best gay friend) last night and we went to see, "Stepbrothers" with Will Ferrel. Now, let me just say I was very wary of this film because Blades of Glory left me slightly disappointed. I thought this movie might disappoint me. However, it was GREAT. I cannot remember the last time I have laughed so hard in a movie, well actually, I can, "Knocked Up." I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I won't go into details because I don't want to screw up any one's enjoyment of the film, but let me just say that I am bringing back the term "horseshit."

Also, I had to be a bitch at the movie theater. Last time I was there I had to because this group of 13 year olds was being loud and obnoxious and screaming and making all sorts of noise during my cinematic adventure. So, this time a group of frat boys comes barrelling past me acting a fool. I decide to leave it alone, but then this asswipe comes right behind me and starts scream "Stepbrother's WOOOO" and I was like...okay- that's my ear, but I let it go. Then he did it again, so I very calmly turned around, looked him dead in the eye and said, "If you yell in my ear again we are going to have serious issues." He just looked scared and said, "Sorry ma'am" I was probably the same age as this joker, if not younger and he called me ma'am. HA. THEN as we were leaving a little snippet at the end came up on the screen (you know after the credits they sometimes show a little sideline of the movie that gets wrapped up?) well, this bitchy high school girl was still sitting and she goes, "Excuse us, you like...just in the way you know." So, I turned around and said, "The movie is over if you want to see around me get up and move." and then just out of spite (had she asked me to move nicely, there would have been no issue) I cocked my big hips out and put my hand on them and watched the whole thing. I hate little teeny boppers. I mean, she didn't say anything after I told her to just move, and that is why I hate them. Had someone said that to me I would have gotten up and just cold-cocked them, but these little teeny boppers are just all talk. Can't back up a thing. Ugh - ANYWAY - the movie was GREAT. You should go see it.