Family Guy

Family guy is the funniest show. I know a lot of people hate on it and say that it isn't real comedy or stupid, but I love it. Then again when I watch T.V. and movies I have made it my vow to watch nothing, but smut. If it doesn't involve sex, lust, gluttony, envy, filthy language or balls to the face I am NOT watching it. I read for edification. I peruse the internet for my information. My television and movies are smut, smut, smut.

Sorry for the break - but the best line out of South Park just came on (FG went off), which is "Scissor me Timbers!" Whenever Mr. Garrison who was gay who turned into a straight woman finds out he/she is a lesbian and she and Alice are having sex. Love it!

Some other quotes notable from this episode.

- "You have to careful with scissors." - Butters
- "Oh yeah dike fight!" - Garrison
- "Oh you kicked me right in the pussy!" - Garrison

So, not much happened today. Chocolate bear at work is still in the same funk as last week. I miss her, she needs to hurry up and get better. My supervisor still gives me the evil eye and refuses to take my ideas and advice even though when I do them behind his back he always comes back and goes, "whoever did that GREAT job!" Then Podunk Philly tells him that it was me, and he goes, "Oh, well, you broke protocol." I don't understand it, but our client likes my work style. I may KILL mushroom head. She drives me bonkers!! She is in her 40's and still lives at home. She has never had a boyfriend, never lived on her own, and she calls alcohol "devil juice." Yeah...I sit with her EVERYDAY. I know I offend her at least 20 times an hour. I talk about all the sex I have, (which I don't) and all the different ways me and my multiple lovers do it, just to hear here mutter, "Oh gracious lord." haha. However, she drives me nuts because she continuously fucks up customer accounts and I have to go in and fix them before the client sees because if they see it then the whole department suffers. So, I tell my supervisor and so does Podunk Philly and he just goes, "Oh well, I don't care. - she does the most work, i don't care."

WHAT?!?!?!

She does NOT do the most work! She may seem like she is doing to most work because she never talks to anyone but I have ran the numbers my productivity is way higher than the department average and well above hers. Also, I get paid more than the rest of them due to my excellent skills. How can he say she does the most work?!?!? I could get MORE work done if I didn't spend half my afternoon fixing her fuck ups. I want to hit her on the head with a shovel. She just sits over there, quietly not knowing that somehow Podunk and I are going to end her. I hope she finds another job or dies. I don't care either way, just get her out of my department. I don't want her to die actually, since I am over activities then I would have to arrange for the department flowers and get all the funeral information. No, no death would not do. I know that sounds harsh, but I am a very mean person. I told you that, I am sure.


Well, I am going to bed. Goodnight loyal readers. tata